What the hell did you just say?

So this is basically a thread where you give the strangest quotes that you have heard that day, which will be funny out of context.

Today, I heard:

"Oh, nail polish. I thought they were saying something about those damn Polaks."

"Lettuce ball. Like football, but with a lettuce."

"'I bet that I can say a sentence with every single cuss word there is.'
'No you can't.'
'Shut the fuck up, you god damn pussy and get your bitch-ass the hell back on the dog fryers!'
'I'm impressed! I like how you added the racist element, too.'"

See? Easy.