I write better than you!

http://iwl.me/s/cfe99843

I found this cool website, it tells you who you right like. All you need to do is run a paragrph that you've typed up through it. I ran this paragraph through it:



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Korto jumped off the roof and grabbed the horizontal flag pole. After swinging to bring up his momentum he let go and flew toward a pipe leading up a wall. He grabbed at the pipe, but he had misjudged and started to fall. As he fell he started to panic. He reached out randomly and luckily was caught by rough hand. The hand hoisted him up onto a small over hang. Once Korto had stood he was promptly slapped in the back of his head.

"You have to be careful! Next time no one will be saving you. You only get one shot, then your dead or you made it. Don't take risks you aren't one hundred percent sure you can handle. Now get back to the base. It combat training time!"

"Yes sir!" Korto said to his travel trainer as he started back on the obstacle course that would take him back to the base. His travel trainer was his harshest teacher. But it made sense because you really do get one chance.
Korto shimmied up a pipe, and flipped onto the roof. After a quick run across the roof he was at the entrance to the base. After somersaulting through the window he walked into an empty room. He tapped out the code and was immediately met with the fake wall sliding out of the way show a path that led into a room with mats covering the entire floor.

This was the combat training room. And in the middle was the current fighting teacher. Korto walked into the room.
"Alright teacher, I'm ready for this lesson. Whats on the menu today? "
The teacher quietly says, "Nothing. I have nothing left to teach you. You've learned all you can learn from me."

Korto is surprised at this. "Really? Awesome! I knew those three years of training would pay off!"

Suddenly the master breaks out laughing.
"Don't be silly kid. Three years ain't nothing! You haven't even been sent on any resistance missions yet. Now come on. Its about time I taught you some offensive moves. Lets see if you have any alien powers that might help"

Korto was more than a little disappointed at this. With a shrug he stepped onto the mat and got into his stance. The first kick was always the hardest to dodge...

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It said I write Dan Brown Author of Angels and Demons. Who do you write like?

Mine was William Shakespeare... Here was my paragraph...

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I write like
Stephen King


It got you right Duv. You made something that doesnt make sense.

Apparently I write like Mario Puzo.

Who?

lol!

It proves how confusing Shakespeare is! XD

Actually he wrote The Godfather.
BAM!

The what?

Oh come on.

I write like some dude named Arthur Clarke.

One funny thing is that every time I ran a paragraph of some really famous author through the program, I never got that actual author.

lol nice!

It's kind of disapointing, because I try to emulate Tolkien when I'm writing for real(not like here, here I'm just taking it easy), and whenever I ran Tolkien through the thing I got some chick named Ursula something.

I did a little research, and apparently Arthur Clarke is a big sci-fi writer. It's funny, because I ran an excerpt from one of my private Sci-fi works through the analyzer to get to him.

Confused what this topic is all about??? Care to elaborate?

It's a program where you put in a paragraph you typed and it tells you what author you write like. Now we're talking about how ridiculous the results are.

Oh haha okay thanks for elaborating.

Yea and...

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Was written by shakespeare!

(hey what's up with the 3 guest who are just sitting there?)

No idea

Now there is one....

Interesting...

yes...kind of creepy

Disturbing...

I don't know either. They couldn't be people from the Combine, could they?

No i doubt they were...it's very disturbing how people randomly come across your site sometimes...